I... don't even know where to begin. When, at the start of my last blog post, I wrote "Today is Friday. Our last day of freedom before everything goes topsy turvy again," I had no idea just
how freaking topsy turvy everything was about to go! It's December 9th now, just over 3 weeks later, and this is the FIRST time I've been alone in a quiet place long enough to write about anything!
Long story short, in the week following that entry I covered 2,738 miles of road, despite the fact that Point A and Point B were less than 750 miles away from each other. Remember when, at the
end of the last blog post, I asked you to wish me luck because I was about to take another road trip in Grayson's seemingly cursed RV? Well, you fail at the luck wishing test. Thanks, guys. You must have accidentally wished for an interesting story full of twists & turns instead.
So here it is.
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| We didn't need that, right? |
Sunday night. Last day of the North Carolina festival. Jimmy & I briefly stopped by the cast party to say our farewells, and then started packing down the trailer, as planned. Grayson came to our place to help me guide Jimmy out of the very tightly parked camping area. We failed miserably at this. Note photo at left of awning pole nearly ripped from the side of the trailer. Whoops!
Knowing that, thanks to this mishap, he'd have to get the thing to a repair shop before we take off again for next season
anyway must have been Jimmy's motivation for then taking off the next morning and driving about 100 miles
without the bedroom slide out fully retracted. Please read that again. Yeah. Can you just see this thing going down the highway with our bedroom sticking out the side? *headdesk*
Meanwhile, in Appa-Land...
After sending Jimmy off into the night, we went back to Grayson's RV, hooked the dolly up, pulled the car onto it, and took off. We went about 30 feet before someone flagged us down to tell us that one of the basement (a.k.a. underneath storage area) doors was flapping open. We stopped, we fixed it, we said thanks.
"No problem, man! Hope that's the only trouble you have on your journey!"
I wish he hadn't said that...
A mile outside the festival Grayson says, "Oh! I know what I forgot! I haven't secured the storage pod on the roof!"
No big deal, right? He said he'd stop as soon as the shoulder got wide enough to pull over & fix it safely. Only problem was that we didn't even make it that far before the RV stopped. Of its own accord. Just like
last time when we got stranded in a corn field in Ohio, the engine started whining and stressing, and then we had no power. Only this time we were going uphill when it happened, and as we rolled backwards down the hill, we jackknifed the car on the dolly, scratching it up, and effectively preventing us from going forward OR backward. And we were stopped dead in the middle of the right lane of a two-lane highway, with traffic building up around us.
Well, shit.
There was nothing we could do. We called AAA.
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| Trying to get Appa loaded up... |
It seemed to take forever for them to arrive. In the meantime, we acquired not one, but
two police cars and
three police officers to keep us company and direct traffic around us. (How embarrassing.) Then a tow truck that couldn't pull us arrived. Then a tow truck that
could pull us arrived. So with an RV, a jackknifed Prius on a tow dolly, 2 police cars with blue lights flashing, 2 tow trucks with orange blinking lights, 2 cats watching everything from the windows, all personnel involved running around, and rubbernecking traffic, it was quite a scene!
Tow Truck Guy #2: "Hey, can ya turn on yer 4-ways?"
Grayson: "Sure! I- wait, my what?"
Cop #1: "Hazards. Yankees call 'em hazards."
Grayson: "Oh! Sure!"
Me: "We just got called yankees!!"
Everyone else: *Stares at me like I'm an idiot.*
I took pictures. Grayson got mad at me for taking pictures. Life as usual.
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| Doesn't he look cheerful, bathed in the light from two police cars?? |
Lessons Learned. (Or Maybe Not.)
Okay, so if you were with us last time when we
broke down in Ohio & had to be towed to Pennsylvania, you'll remember the following salient points having to do with that AAA experience:
- The address AAA gave us for the repair shop ended up being an being an ice cream shop.
- When we eventually found the proper address, it turned out that the place did not even work on RV engines.
- When we told AAA this, they pretty much threw up their hands and wished us luck.
- When we found a place that could work on the engine, they sent someone out to tow us there, but counted it against Grayson's tow limit for the year, despite the fact that the only reason we hadn't looked for a place on our own in the first place was that AAA said they were towing us to a place that could fix it.
Soooooo...... this time we knew it was down to us. After a
lot of phone calls last fall, we learned that to get an RV's engine looked at, you have to take it to a place that works on semi trucks. They're the only ones who have the space and the proper equipment. (Shouldn't an emergency roadside assistance service be aware of this?) We found a place called Race City Diesel. It was after hours, so we couldn't call, but figured it was a safe bet. Got towed. Afterward, realized that even with all that time at a standstill we still hadn't secured the storage pod. Decided to do it in the daylight. Slept in the parking lot of Race City Diesel. Went inside the next morning, feeling confident that we'd done it right this time.
Not so much.
Oh, sure, they worked on RV engines! They just didn't work on RV
transmissions, which, as they informed us, what exactly what we needed since Grayson's transmission looked completely shot to hell.
The place that
could work on RV transmissions? Two miles away.
And guess what? After using up two tows for that one trip to PA, Grayson had been warned that he could only get one more free tow this year. Which we'd used the night before. Which meant that this one was all on us. Crap.
Called AAA. Explained the situation. Sure, they'll send someone out; we just have to pay for it. Fine, whatever. The wait's going to be an hour. Okay, fine. At this point, we're a half hour away from where we started the night before when we're
supposed to be almost to St. Louis by now. The clock is ticking away, and we've both got to be in Chicago in a day and a half to start our new jobs at the ChristkindlMarket. Let's just get this
done.
An hour comes and goes. We call AAA back and get the same woman. Grayson's got her on speakerphone.
Her: "Oh. Oh, did you want me to send someone out to you??"
Grayson: "I thought you did that an hour ago."
Her: "Oh. Sorry about that. The- the tow truck's- it's running behind today. It's running late. It should be there in 45 minutes."
Seriously?

We wait some more. We forget to fix the storage pod
again. The tow truck shows up. It's the same guy from the night before. Grayson pays something like 80 bucks to get towed two measly miles down the road to
A& M Transmission where we meet a guy named Mike Tabacco (I am not kidding. I can't make this stuff up.) who, we discover, has been out to the festival, has seen Jimmy's show, loves cats, and agrees that Appa's transmission is shot but thinks he can rebuild it for half what we were expecting the cost to be.
The lesson: If your RV's transmission is going to die, it might as well be in NASCAR country, where every other repair shop seems to have spare transmission parts lying around!
The other lesson: AAA roadside assistance is
great, as long as you're familiar with every repair shop that exists in every place in the United States of America that you might be traveling.
At this point it's time to make a decision:
- Stay in North Carolina with the RV while it's being repaired so we can get it out of there A.S.A.P., or
- Leave it there, get to Chicago for our first three days of work, and then come back to get it on the weekend, cost in time & energy be damned.
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| Oatmeal's SUPER helpful in the car. |
Since this Chicago job was new and we wanted to make a good impression on our new bosses, we opted for the second choice. It would be an adventure, right? Appa was left in Mike Tabacco's capable hands, and Grayson & I loaded the cats into the Prius and took off for St. Louis. (We forgot to fix the storage pod
again.) We made it there at some stupid time in the wee hours of the morning, slept, dropped off the cats in his parents' hands, and left for Chicago, where we arrived at night with enough time to load in our stuff...
Night Night. Sleep Tight. Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite. (For Reals.)
Where we're staying in Chicago is the apartment where Grayson used to live. His roommates have apparently not had much success with finding someone to replace him. The last person to move out left a little present behind, so we arrived, sore and exhausted, to a broom, a bag of bed bug killer, a spray bottle of alcohol, and instructions on how to use these items to keep safe from hungry nighttime visitors.
At the edge of sanity already and with nothing more than an air mattress to put on the floor in an empty, apparently bed bug-infested room, I could have cried. But Grayson found me a box spring to put my mattress on and sprinkled a generous helping of diatomaceous earth around the bed while I sprayed down every surface with alcohol and did breathing exercises. Bless him.
(Side note: I have not seen a single bed bug since I've been here. But this white bug-killing powder is now EVERYWHERE and does not come out of clothes easily...)
The next morning, off we went to our new jobs at the
ChristkindlMarket in Daley Plaza. The job's been full of so many adventures all on its own that I'm going to write a separate blog post about it later. Suffice it to say that while the job is great, our co-workers are fun, and our bosses are wonderful, what we
didn't know coming into it was the location of the booth we're working! We're in the very last hut on the farthest-away corner from the main market area. Outside the fences, and right on the corner of two main streets where the tall Chicago buildings create a wind tunnel that blasts
right into our booth.
And because Jimmy hadn't arrived in Chicago from Pennsylvania yet, I didn't have my winter coat that first week. Three 9-10 hour days of temperatures in the 20's & 30's, with 20-30 mph winds in my face. By Friday night, Grayson & I were even
more sore and exhausted, as well as dehydrated, frozen, and cranky. So when we got off at 9 pm, took the train home, threw a couple of things in our bags, and hopped back into the Prius, it was not with the same sense of adventure that we'd had when we chose Option 2 a few days before....
30 More Hours of Driving This Weekend? Sure, Why Not?
We drove all through the night in shifts - one driving, the other sleeping - erring on the side of me driving more so Grayson would be rested enough to drive the RV the next day. At about noon on Saturday we arrived in Mooresville, NC. Mike Tabacco showed us the repairs he'd made, and with very little ado* we were back on the road to St. Louis. Again. Thankfully, this time Appa was driving like a
champ.
* Grayson did finally secure the storage pod!
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| Trying to stay warm during the trip to STL. |
It'd been about a 12 hour drive the night before, and it was another 12 or so on this leg. We drove until Grayson was bleary-eyed (luckily it was SO COLD in that thing while driving that neither of us could sleep too much) then pulled over at a truck stop to sleep, making it to his folks' place the next morning.
It's impossible to go to Grayson's parents' house without being fed delicious food by his amazing family. We put the RV in storage, spent a few relaxing hours with them, and then hopped back into the Prius and headed back to Chicago. Got there in the evening with a bit of time to spare and passed the hell out so we could get back to work the next morning. By the end of the weekend we were pretty pleased with the adventure we'd had, but I'd just as soon not have to repeat it!
There's more, but I'm damn tired of writing, and frankly it's been too long since I posted! Hope you've enjoyed this installment of our adventures. Rest assured that even more ridiculousness is coming soon. Like introductions of a whole new cast of characters, primarily made up of the crazy/homeless people I've gotten to know while working in downtown Chicago! Meathead, Trash Man, Strip Tease, The Column Conversationalist, The Prophet, Mr. Fabulous, and, my personal favorite, She Who Doesn't Give a Fuck!
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| (Oh. And Grayson's pet toffee-eating pigeon.) |
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